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You know what we’re talking about, right? That solo sexy time when you’re gettin’ busy with yourself. We all do it, but we don’t really talk about it much. What about when you wanna reference it to a friend or make a joke? You need the right nickname or code word to get your point across.
Well, get ready for a crash course in Euphemisms For Masturbation! This detailed guide will give you some hilarious options for referring to self-love that go way beyond the standard “firing the torpedo” or “feeding the ducks.” We’ve got all the cringe-worthy nicknames you never knew you needed. Keep reading to find out what your friends really mean when they say some weird phrases.
Just try to keep a straight face when you hear these hysterical masturbation names – you’ll be using them all day!
First Things First: Why Do We Use Masturbation Names?
Using playful names for masturbation serves a few purposes. First, it helps break down the stigma and makes the conversation around self-pleasure more lighthearted and approachable. It also allows us to talk about a natural and healthy activity without feeling embarrassed or awkward. Plus, it can just be plain fun!
Talking openly about masturbation and using these humorous names can also encourage more open communication about sexual health and personal boundaries. It’s important to normalize these conversations so that everyone feels comfortable and informed about their bodies and their needs.
Female Masturbation Names
- Applying-lip-gloss
- Airing-the-orchid
- Audition-the-finger-puppets
- Basting-the-meat
- Basting-the-tun
- Beat-the-beaver
- Beating-about-the-bush
- Beating-around-the-bush
- Beating-the-bush
- Bisecting-the-triangle
- Blooming
- Bouncing-the-bearded-clam
- Brushing-the-beaver
- Brushing-the-charm
- Brushing-the-dawn
- Brushing-the-evening
- Brushing-the-hair
- Brushing-the-leaves
- Brushing-the-morning
- Brushing-the-pearl
- Brushing-the-petals
- Brushing-the-tapestry
- Buff-the-beaver
- Buff-the-weasel
- Buffing-the-box
- Buffing-the-jewel
- Building-the-campfire
- Bury-the-knuckle
- Butter-schlopping
- Butter-the-bead
- Butter-the-muffin
- Butter-the-potato
- Buttering-your-muffin
- Butting-the-bead
- Candlesticking
- Caress-oneself
- Caressing the clitoris
- Caressing-the-dawn
- Caressing-the-day
- Caressing-the-daybreak
- Caressing-the-dusk
- Caressing-the-evening
- Caressing-the-kitty
- Caressing-the-light
- Caressing-the-lily
- Caressing-the-moon
- Caressing-the-morning
- Caressing-the-night
- Caressing-the-star
- Caressing-the-twilight
- Carving-the-cave
- Catch-a-buzz
- Checking-for-lumps
- Checking-the-engine
- Checking-the-foxhole
- Checking-the-oil
- Checking-the-status-of-the-I/O-port
- Churning-the-butter
- Churning-the-cauldron
- Churning-the-cream
- Circling-the-drain
- Circling-the-knoll
- Circling-the-square
- Clam-bake-for-one
- Clam-digging
- Clam-twiddling-jamboree
- Clap-the-clit
- Clap-with-one-hand
- Cleaning-my-fur-coat
- Cleaning-the-fish
- Cleaning-your-fingers
- Clit-bliss
- Clit-fix
- Clit-twit
- Clubbing-the-taco
- Combing-the-brush
- Cook-cucumbers
- Cook-the-clam
- Cook-your-nookie
- Countering-cunts
- Creaming-the-pie
- Crossing-the-Great-Divide
- Crossing-the-middle-and-index-fingers
- Crossing-the-swamp
- Cunt-cuddling
- Damming-the-beaver
- Dancing-in-the-dark
- Dancing-the-solo
- Dancing-with-myself
- Dancing-with-the-gypsy
- Deep-dishing
- Dialing-‘O’-on-the-pink-telephone
- Dialing-the-pink-phone
- Dialing-the-rotary-phone
- Diddling
- Diddling-Miss-Daisy
- Digging-a-trench
- Digging-for-change
- Digging-for-clams
- Digging-for-your-keys
- Digging-into-the-trenches
- Digging-the-goldmine-of-love
- Digging-the-trench
- Dildo-doodling
- Dip-the-digit(s)
- Do-a-one-finger-exercise
- Do-it-yourself
- Do-the-bowling-hold
- Double-clicking-the-mouse
- Drown-the-man-in-the-boat
- Dunk-the-doughnut
- Dunking-the-beaver
- Dusting-the-endtable
- Earning-the-pink-belt
- Engaging-in-safe-sex
- Enjoying-a-little-southern-comfort
- Entering-no-man’s-land
- Entering-the-ring-of-fire
- Exploring-the-cave
- Exploring-the-cavern
- Exploring-the-Deep-South
- Exploring-the-treasure
- Express-a-secret-vice
- Fan-the-fur
- Fanning-the-breeze
- Fanning-the-flame
- Fanning-the-fur
- Fanning-the-furnace
- Feeding-the-beaver
- Feeding-the-kitty
- Feeding-the-pigeon
- Finger-Olympics
- Finger painting
- Flicking-the-Bean
- Flicking-the-bean
- Flicking-the-pearl
- Flipping-the-switch
- Gardening
- Gardening-the-flower
- Going-down-under
- Going-on-a-treasure-hunt
- Jiggling-the-handle
- Jilling-off
- Juice-squeezing
- Lighting-the-beacon
- Lighting-the-candle
- Lighting-the-dawn
- Lighting-the-day
- Lighting-the-daybreak
- Lighting-the-dusk
- Lighting-the-evening
- Lighting-the-fire
- Lighting-the-firefly
- Lighting-the-gem
- Lighting-the-horizon
- Lighting-the-lamp
- Lighting-the-lantern
- Lighting-the-match
- Lighting-the-morning
- Lighting-the-night
- Lighting-the-star
- Lighting-the-torch
- Lighting-the-twilight
- Massaging-the-muffin
- Mending-the-fence
- Mermaid’s-treasure
- Moistening-the-oyster
- Molding-the-clay
- Mowing-the-lawn
- Muff-buffing
- Muff-ruffing
- Muffing-buffing
- Navel-maneuvers
- Non-penile-pleasure-pursuit
- Nulling-the-void
- Nuzzle-the-fuzz
- One-hand-clapping
- One-handed-clapping
- Paddling-the-pink-canoe
- Painting-the-fence
- Palmolive-finger-dip
- Pampering-the-pussy
- Parting-the-petals
- Parting-the-red-sea
- Parting-the-waters
- Pearl-diving
- Pearl-fishing
- Pearling
- Performing-a-pearl-jam
- Perling-the-oyster
- Pet-the-petunia
- Pet-the-poodle
- Pet-the-pussy-cat
- Petting-Kitty
- Petting-Snoopy
- Petting-the-bunny
- Petting-the-cat
- Petting-the-kitty
- Petting-the-puppy
- Petting-the-pussy
- Pitching-in-the-bush-leagues
- Piddly-diddler
- Play-stink-anger
- Play-stinky-pinky
- Play-the-clitar
- Play-the-fiddle
- Play-the-harp
- Play-the-silent-trumbone
- Play-the-silent-trombone
- Play-the-single-string-instrument
- Play-the-solo
- Play-the-strings
- Play-the-trumpet
- Playing-the-beaver
- Playing-the-clitar
- Playing-the-harp
- Playing-the-silent-trombone
- Playing-the-slots
- Playing-the-solo
- Playing-the-strings
- Playing-the-trumpet
- Playing-with-the-cat
- Playing-with-the-man-in-the-boat
- Playing-with-the-pineapple
- Plumbing-the-bottomless-pit-of-passion
- Poke-the-pussy
- Poking-the-pie
- Poking-the-pucker
- Polishing-the-acorn
- Polishing-the-apple
- Polishing-the-charm
- Polishing-the-crown-jewels
- Polishing-the-dawn
- Polishing-the-day
- Polishing-the-daybreak
- Polishing-the-diamond
- Polishing-the-dusk
- Polishing-the-egg
- Polishing-the-evening
- Polishing-the-jade-gate
- Polishing-the-jewel
- Polishing-the-knick-knack
- Polishing-the-light
- Polishing-the-little-pink-pearl
- Polishing-the-mirror
- Polishing-the-moon
- Polishing-the-nugget
- Polishing-the-peanut
- Polishing-the-pearl
- Polishing-the-penny
- Polishing-the-petal
- Polishing-the-prism
- Polishing-the-ruby
- Polishing-the-seashell
- Polishing-the-shell
- Polishing-the-twilight
- Polishing-the-veil
- Polishing-the-wedding-ring
- Pound-the-mound
- Praising-the-orchid
- Preheating-the-oven
- Pressing-the-pleats
- Priming-the-hymen
- Producing-whore-moans
- Pumping-the-kooter
- Punt-the-cunt
- Pushing-the-button
- Pussy-poking
- Pussy-soccer
- Reading-in-Braille
- Ride-sidesaddle
- Ride-the-curl
- Ride-the-dolphin
- Ride-the-tubespout
- Ride-the-tubsput
- Riding-the-clitoris-saurus
- Riding the dolphin
- Riding-the-unicycle
- Riding-the-waterslide
- Riding-the-wild-hand
- Ring-for-the-maid
- Ringing-southern-bells
- Ringing-the-doorbell
- Rocking-the-little-man-in-the-boat
- Rolling-the-dough
- Rolling-the-mink
- Romancing-the-rose
- Romancing-thy-own
- Row-the-little-man-in-the-boat
- Rub-a-dub
- Rub-it-off
- Rubbing-one-out
- Rubbing-the-Buddha
- Rubbing-the-coin-slot
- Rubbing-the-gem
- Rubbing-the-magic-lamp
- Sailing-the-Red-River
- Scratching-the-record
- Self-pleasuring
- Shucking-the-oyster
- Singing-the-solo
- Smoothing-the-gem
- Smoothing-the-hills
- Smoothing-the-pebble
- Smoothing-the-shell
- Solo-flight
- Spelunking
- Stirring-the-honey-pot
- Stirring-the-pot
- Stirring-the-sauce
- Stirring-the-soup
- Stroking-the-cat
- Stroking-the-clam
- Stroking the clitoris
- Stroking-the-dawn
- Stroking-the-day
- Stroking-the-daybreak
- Stroking-the-dusk
- Stroking-the-feather
- Stroking-the-fish
- Stroking-the-flower
- Stroking-the-fur
- Stroking-the-furball
- Stroking-the-gem
- Stroking-the-honeypot
- Stroking-the-horizon
- Stroking-the-kitten
- Stroking-the-lantern
- Stroking-the-muse
- Stroking-the-night
- Stroking-the-pussy
- Stroking-the-sea-anemone
- Stroking-the-shell
- Stroking-the-treasure
- Stroking-the-twilight
- Stroking-the-veil
- Stroking-the-velvet
- Stroking-the-waves
- Strumming-the-banjo
- Taking-care-of-business
- Taming-the-beast
- Taming-the-tiger
- Tapping-the-keg
- Tapping-the-well
- Teasing-the-jewel
- Teasing-the-taco
- Thumbing-the-watermelon
- Tickle-taco
- Touching-the-horizon
- Touching-the-treasure
- Touching-the-treasure-chest
- Touching-yourself
- Tuning-the-guitar
- Tuning-the-radio
- Tuning-the-tuner
- Tuning-the-violin
- Warming-the-heart
- Warming-the-oven
- Warming-the-seashell
- Warming-the-tea
- Watering-the-flower
- Waxing-the-dolphin
- Waxing-the-surfboard
- Whispering-secrets
- Whispering-sweet-nothings
- Whispering-the-breeze
- Whispering-the-dawn
- Whispering-the-day
- Whispering-the-daybreak
- Whispering-the-dusk
- Whispering-the-evening
- Whispering-the-leaves
- Whispering-the-light
- Whispering-the-lullaby
- Whispering-the-night
- Whispering-the-secrets
- Whispering-the-star
- Whispering-the-tunes
- Whispering-the-twilight
- Whispering-the-waves
- Whispering-the-wind
- Working-the-joystick
- Working-the-petals
Male Masturbation Names For the Gentlemen
- Bashing the bishop
- Beating the banana
- Beating the beef
- Beating the bell
- Beating the biscuit
- Beating the bishop
- Beating the bologna
- Beating the boner
- Beating the boomstick
- Beating the brat
- Beating the bratwurst
- Beating the drum
- Beating the gavel
- Beating the meat
- Bopping the baloney
- Brushing the angel
- Brushing the flower
- Brushing the kitty
- Brushing the strawberry patch
- Buffing the bean
- Buffing the clover
- Buffing the crystal
- Buffing the flower
- Buffing the gem
- Buffing the love button
- Buffing the moon
- Buffing the moonstone
- Buffing the muff
- Buffing the rose
- Buffing the star
- Buffing the tulip
- Caressing the angel
- Caressing the blossom
- Caressing the clover
- Caressing the flower
- Caressing the gem
- Caressing the jewel
- Caressing the love button
- Caressing the moon
- Caressing the moonstone
- Caressing the star
- Caressing the starfish
- Caressing the sugar cube
- Caressing the tulip
- Checking the mail
- Choking the champ
- Choking the chicken
- Choking the choker
- Churning the butter
- Churning the churner
- Circling the airport
- Cranking the car
- Cranking the shaft
- Dancing with myself
- Exploring the crevasse
- Exploring the valley
- Fiddling the kitty
- Flipping the taco
- Flogging the bishop
- Flogging the frog
- Flogging the log
- Fluffing the flower
- Fluffing the kitten
- Fluffing the pillows
- Fondling the fig
- Gardening the rosebud
- Greasing the pole
- Gripping the giggle stick
- Jerking off
- Jerking the Johnny
- Jerking the Johnson
- Jerking the gherkin
- Jerking the jack
- Jerking the jackal
- Jerking the jaguar
- Jerking the jasper
- Jerking the javelin
- Jerking the jerky
- Jerking the jet
- Jerking the jewels
- Jerking the jimmy
- Jerking the jockey
- Jerking the joystick
- Jerking the juggernaut
- Jerking the junk
- Lighting the firecracker
- Massaging the member
- Milking the bull
- Milking the cow
- Milking the dragon
- Milking the eel
- Milking the lizard
- Milking the mamba
- Milking the manhood
- Milking the mantis
- Make the mayonnaise
- Milking the member
- Milking the monkey
- Milking the muscle
- Milking the udder
- Milking the snake
- Petting the rabbit
- Performing-for-Mr.s-Swaggart
- Playing the love flute
- Playing the solo violin
- Pleasuring the pecker
- Polishing the angel
- Polishing the clover
- Polishing the crystal
- Polishing the diamond
- Polishing the emerald
- Polishing the gem
- Polishing the jewel
- Polishing the knob
- Polishing the love button
- Polishing the moon
- Polishing the opal
- Polishing the pearl
- Polishing the pebble
- Polishing the pole
- Polishing the rock
- Polishing the rocket
- Polishing the rose
- Polishing the sapphire
- Polishing the star
- Polishing the tulip
- Pounding the flounder
- Pounding the pud
- Producing Jelly
- Producing Glue
- Pumping the pecker
- Pumping the pipe
- Pumping the piston
- Pumping the pole
- Pumping the python
- Punching the clown
- Punching the pike
- Ringing the bell
- Rolling the dice
- Roping the pony
- Rubbing one out
- Rubbing the angel
- Rubbing the button
- Rubbing the crystal
- Rubbing the diamond
- Rubbing the flower
- Rubbing the gem
- Rubbing the lamp
- Rubbing the love button
- Rubbing the moon
- Rubbing the moonstone
- Rubbing the peach
- Rubbing the pearl
- Rubbing the ram
- Rubbing the rattle
- Rubbing the reed
- Rubbing the rhubarb
- Rubbing the rocket
- Rubbing the rod
- Rubbing the root
- Rubbing the star
- Rubbing the sugar
- Rubbing the sugar cube
- Rubbing the tool
- Rubbing the tulip
- Shaking hands with the unemployed
- Shaking the sausage
- Shaking the schlong
- Shaking the shaft
- Shaking the shiv
- Shaking the skewer
- Shaking the snake
- Shaking the spear
- Shaking the staff
- Shaking the stick
- Shaking the sugar cane
- Shucking the corn
- Slamming the ham
- Slapping the salami
- Smoothing the gem
- Spanking the monkey
- Spanking the sausage
- Spanking the shank
- Spanking the skunk
- Spanking the snake
- Spanking the spud
- Spanking the staff
- Spanking the stem
- Spanking the stick
- Spelunking the cave
- Squeezing the sausage
- Squeezing the weasel
- Stirring the cauldron
- Stroking the angel
- Stroking the butterfly
- Stroking the cat
- Stroking the clover
- Stroking the diamond
- Stroking the dong
- Stroking the flower
- Stroking the gem
- Stroking the lily
- Stroking the lotus
- Stroking the love button
- Stroking the moon
- Stroking the moonstone
- Stroking the pearl
- Stroking the rose
- Stroking the salami
- Stroking the sausage
- Stroking the schlong
- Stroking the shaft
- Stroking the snake
- Stroking the spout
- Stroking the stalk
- Stroking the star
- Stroking the stem
- Stroking the stick
- Stroking the string
- Stroking the sugar cube
- Stroking the tulip
- Stroking the velvet
- Sweeping the chimney
- Taming the shrew
- Teasing the tulip
- Tending the tulips
- Thumbing the melon
- Thumbing the rose
- Tugging the slug
- Tugging the tackle
- Tugging the taffy
- Tugging the timber
- Tugging the tongs
- Tugging the tool
- Tugging the totem
- Tugging the tree
- Tugging the trunk
- Tugging the tube
- Tugging the tubing
- Tugging the turnip
- Tugging the twig
- Tuning the guitar
- Tuning the tuner
- Visiting the secret garden
- Wanking
- Wanking the wang
- Wanking the wiener
- Warming the engine
- Warming the pot
- Warming the tea kettle
- Warming up the wood
- Washing the windows
- Watering the garden
- Waxing the carrot
- Whipping the whip
- Whipping the willy
- Whispering the clover
- Whispering to the angel
- Whispering to the clover
- Whispering to the flower
- Whispering to the gem
- Whispering to the little man in the boat
- Whispering to the love button
- Whispering to the moon
- Whispering to the moonstone
- Whispering to the orchid
- Whispering to the star
- Whispering to the sugar cube
- Whispering to the tulip
- Winding the watch
- Working the pearl
- Working the pipe
- Working the wood
- Wringing the weasel
- Yanking the crank
- Yanking the yam
- Yanking the yarn
- Yanking the yo-yo
- Yanking the yodeler
- Yanking the yonder
- Yanking the yoyo
Conclusion
So there you have it, a comprehensive list of masturbation euphemisms. Some are classics that have been around forever, while others are more modern and creative.
There are bound to be at least a few names on this list that gave you a chuckle. The English language is so vast and colorful so we just had to share these hilarious masturbation synonyms with you all.
Hopefully, you learned a thing or two from this complete collection. Just remember, whatever you call it, masturbation is natural and nothing to be ashamed of. It’s all part of discovering what makes you feel good.
